Post by Rinja on Jul 11, 2008 21:02:41 GMT -5
;D wacky web tales
THINGS THAT DRIVE ME BONKERS
I just hate it when…
Mom serves purple in a half for dinner.
My pet Cat face's sister chews my giant spider monkey eating ur mom.
Ms.folden gets mad at the class for being smelly.
My best friend Jersh decides to eat monkeys with somebody else.
I get oogly for something I didn't do.
Dad makes me wear grocery stores to school.
My favorite TV show “Klay world” gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference.
People lighting people on fire into my bedroom without knocking.
AN ODD ANIMAL
The gregoporady is an animal that has purple in a half fur with polkadoted spots on its toes and ears. Its tail is shaped like a(n) grocery stores which it uses to eat monkeys lots of monkeys. An adult gregoporady may weigh more than 1 pounds and stand over 3 feet high.
The gregoporady can be found only in ugly land and ur mom's ear. Although its favorite food is the atlantic ocean, it also likes to eat lots of elderly frogs with wigs. If you ever see a(n) gregoporady, be sure not to ever sing “COOKIES!.” That song makes it fluffeh. Instead, give it a few the atlantic ocean and be on your way.
LETTER FROM IMA WOLF
Dear Kids,
I just want to set the record straight for you. Wolves are great animals, and for reasons you may not be aware of, we wolves get a bad rap. Every time someone gets eaten or something is stolen, who gets blamed? Wolves, that's who. Wolves aren't mean. In fact, we're quite retarded.
I'm a wolf, and I don't steal! I give things away. Every year, I donate rawr to the greoporady Retirement Home. And I've never atededded a giant monkey anyone in my life. All I do is eat monkeys merrily through the forest. Of course, once in a while, I like to toot a giant elderly frog that eats cow-oats. You can't blame me for wanting to have some fun! And, as for eating anyone, that's a fairy tale. All I ever eat are cups of tea.
I know how the rumors got started. This kid, I think her name is Little purple in a half smeltinghood, started saying terrible things about me. HOLY GREGOPORADY!!!! She even accused me of rawring her grandmother. That's a lie! Her grandmother is too fluffly for me. And as I said, I don�t eat people!
If you ever hear Little purple in a half smeltinghood, or anyone else for that matter, saying something purplish about wolves, please defend me. I need all the help I can get.
Your friend,
Ima Wolf
MEET THE ANIMALS
retard: Today, we are interviewing a couple of animals at the zoo. I am retard and I will be your host. Our first stop is the primate area, and our first guest is giraffe cat face. Mr. cat face, please tell us about a day at the zoo.
cat face: Well, retard, I have many fluffy days here at the zoo. The most fluffy days are the ones when I get to eat screeching spider monkeys with my friend Babs Boone. We poke rabid squirrels all day, and this is a lot of fun. We also like to make goopey faces at the people and watch their reactions.
retard: Thank you, Mr. cat face. That was very interesting. Next, we head to the pachyderm area, where we meet Elle E. Phant, a famous wolf like idiot who has been seen on the covers of poopey and real life retards. Hello, Ms. Phant.
Elle: GO AWAY XD. How do I look today? Come, share some chocolate star fish with me. Do I look purplish to you?
retard: Why, no, Ms. Phant, you look tingly.
Elle: Thank you. I have to kick leaves that drink coffee now. I must pack my trunk for a long trip to rotationland!.
retard: Well, there you have it, folks. This has been retard reporting from the zoo. Back to you in the studio.
PET SHOW
While I was smelting to the bus after school, I saw a poster announcing that a pet show would be held the next day in rotationland. I was so goopey! I couldn't wait to enter my pet wolf like retard, male?
, in the show.
The next morning at the pet show, male? balanced a big rabid squirrel that eats lollypops and toads on his nose. Then he ate a loly pop around three plastic 12. Suddenly, a big ginormous gregorafably elephant that eats....eh..umm...COMPUTERS! bumped into male? . He poke rabid squirrels eleventeey billion feet in the air. The judge made a terrible face when he saw what happened, so I didn't think male? would win. Imagine my surprise when he won the number twelve prize! I was happy to have a great wolf like retard like male? .
WESTWARD HO!
ms.folden and catface's sister had a sleepover at ms.folden's house last weekend. Both had a lot of fun. The girls played a lot of games, but their favorite one was “Cowgirl,” since they both like riding horses so much. They pretended they were cowgirls in the Old West.
They changed their names to Buckaroo ms.folden and Cowpoke catface's sister, with their trusty horses, twinkie and imaginex adventure sopen the doors, imaginex adventures the power is yours. They ran around the house, herding stool instead of cattle, yelling “Get along little doggies!” They practiced their roping skills, using belts and chasing the wolf around the house. Luckily, the wolf was too smart for them and hid under the couch!
Their favorite activity was singing cowgirl songs that they mostly made up as they went along, which is why they don't rhyme.
“Get along little puppy,
you move way too mucky movie.
We have to get to sopriyostra in the north of Idaho!
We have 1 head of poof
to move way out West,
but you're moving too slow,
you are such a pest!”
They decided to have more sleepovers and to practice their cowgirl skills, especially their cowgirl song-writing!
The Sky Is Falling!
Each spring, the sky turns purple in a half. Giant drops of skunk juice fall from the sky. All this skunk juice helps the grass and the old guys to grow, but it can make things really gooey too.
Some places get so much skunk juice, that rivers eat giant spider monkeys into the streets. Driving can be tricky when this happens, so some people put special peeps on their cars.
And when the skunk juice is falling, don't forget your wolf's ear. Otherwise, your feet might get flufy if you eat giant elderly toads with wigs in puddles!
After all the skunk juice has fallen, the skies begin to poke rabid squirrels. If you are lucky, you might see a huge 12 stretched across the sky.
Tongue Twisters
Say each one ten times fast!
The S Twister
A snakeissssssshhh snake sat on rabid squirrels s2o on the screechjing spider monkey with a loly pop.
The H Twister
The happy, hungry hate monkeys hated monkeys with a huge, haplilarito burito.
THINGS THAT DRIVE ME BONKERS
I just hate it when…
Mom serves purple in a half for dinner.
My pet Cat face's sister chews my giant spider monkey eating ur mom.
Ms.folden gets mad at the class for being smelly.
My best friend Jersh decides to eat monkeys with somebody else.
I get oogly for something I didn't do.
Dad makes me wear grocery stores to school.
My favorite TV show “Klay world” gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference.
People lighting people on fire into my bedroom without knocking.
AN ODD ANIMAL
The gregoporady is an animal that has purple in a half fur with polkadoted spots on its toes and ears. Its tail is shaped like a(n) grocery stores which it uses to eat monkeys lots of monkeys. An adult gregoporady may weigh more than 1 pounds and stand over 3 feet high.
The gregoporady can be found only in ugly land and ur mom's ear. Although its favorite food is the atlantic ocean, it also likes to eat lots of elderly frogs with wigs. If you ever see a(n) gregoporady, be sure not to ever sing “COOKIES!.” That song makes it fluffeh. Instead, give it a few the atlantic ocean and be on your way.
LETTER FROM IMA WOLF
Dear Kids,
I just want to set the record straight for you. Wolves are great animals, and for reasons you may not be aware of, we wolves get a bad rap. Every time someone gets eaten or something is stolen, who gets blamed? Wolves, that's who. Wolves aren't mean. In fact, we're quite retarded.
I'm a wolf, and I don't steal! I give things away. Every year, I donate rawr to the greoporady Retirement Home. And I've never atededded a giant monkey anyone in my life. All I do is eat monkeys merrily through the forest. Of course, once in a while, I like to toot a giant elderly frog that eats cow-oats. You can't blame me for wanting to have some fun! And, as for eating anyone, that's a fairy tale. All I ever eat are cups of tea.
I know how the rumors got started. This kid, I think her name is Little purple in a half smeltinghood, started saying terrible things about me. HOLY GREGOPORADY!!!! She even accused me of rawring her grandmother. That's a lie! Her grandmother is too fluffly for me. And as I said, I don�t eat people!
If you ever hear Little purple in a half smeltinghood, or anyone else for that matter, saying something purplish about wolves, please defend me. I need all the help I can get.
Your friend,
Ima Wolf
MEET THE ANIMALS
retard: Today, we are interviewing a couple of animals at the zoo. I am retard and I will be your host. Our first stop is the primate area, and our first guest is giraffe cat face. Mr. cat face, please tell us about a day at the zoo.
cat face: Well, retard, I have many fluffy days here at the zoo. The most fluffy days are the ones when I get to eat screeching spider monkeys with my friend Babs Boone. We poke rabid squirrels all day, and this is a lot of fun. We also like to make goopey faces at the people and watch their reactions.
retard: Thank you, Mr. cat face. That was very interesting. Next, we head to the pachyderm area, where we meet Elle E. Phant, a famous wolf like idiot who has been seen on the covers of poopey and real life retards. Hello, Ms. Phant.
Elle: GO AWAY XD. How do I look today? Come, share some chocolate star fish with me. Do I look purplish to you?
retard: Why, no, Ms. Phant, you look tingly.
Elle: Thank you. I have to kick leaves that drink coffee now. I must pack my trunk for a long trip to rotationland!.
retard: Well, there you have it, folks. This has been retard reporting from the zoo. Back to you in the studio.
PET SHOW
While I was smelting to the bus after school, I saw a poster announcing that a pet show would be held the next day in rotationland. I was so goopey! I couldn't wait to enter my pet wolf like retard, male?
, in the show. The next morning at the pet show, male?
balanced a big rabid squirrel that eats lollypops and toads on his nose. Then he ate a loly pop around three plastic 12. Suddenly, a big ginormous gregorafably elephant that eats....eh..umm...COMPUTERS! bumped into male? . He poke rabid squirrels eleventeey billion feet in the air. The judge made a terrible face when he saw what happened, so I didn't think male? would win. Imagine my surprise when he won the number twelve prize! I was happy to have a great wolf like retard like male? . WESTWARD HO!
ms.folden and catface's sister had a sleepover at ms.folden's house last weekend. Both had a lot of fun. The girls played a lot of games, but their favorite one was “Cowgirl,” since they both like riding horses so much. They pretended they were cowgirls in the Old West.
They changed their names to Buckaroo ms.folden and Cowpoke catface's sister, with their trusty horses, twinkie and imaginex adventure sopen the doors, imaginex adventures the power is yours. They ran around the house, herding stool instead of cattle, yelling “Get along little doggies!” They practiced their roping skills, using belts and chasing the wolf around the house. Luckily, the wolf was too smart for them and hid under the couch!
Their favorite activity was singing cowgirl songs that they mostly made up as they went along, which is why they don't rhyme.
“Get along little puppy,
you move way too mucky movie.
We have to get to sopriyostra in the north of Idaho!
We have 1 head of poof
to move way out West,
but you're moving too slow,
you are such a pest!”
They decided to have more sleepovers and to practice their cowgirl skills, especially their cowgirl song-writing!
The Sky Is Falling!
Each spring, the sky turns purple in a half. Giant drops of skunk juice fall from the sky. All this skunk juice helps the grass and the old guys to grow, but it can make things really gooey too.
Some places get so much skunk juice, that rivers eat giant spider monkeys into the streets. Driving can be tricky when this happens, so some people put special peeps on their cars.
And when the skunk juice is falling, don't forget your wolf's ear. Otherwise, your feet might get flufy if you eat giant elderly toads with wigs in puddles!
After all the skunk juice has fallen, the skies begin to poke rabid squirrels. If you are lucky, you might see a huge 12 stretched across the sky.
Tongue Twisters
Say each one ten times fast!
The S Twister
A snakeissssssshhh snake sat on rabid squirrels s2o on the screechjing spider monkey with a loly pop.
The H Twister
The happy, hungry hate monkeys hated monkeys with a huge, haplilarito burito.
